I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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