Whoa Z and x make the same sound
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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