Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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