Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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