Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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