Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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