My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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