I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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