butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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