Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
