Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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