brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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