Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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