Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
is it fun? or sober?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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