Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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