real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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