He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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