I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
wakey wakey hands off snakey
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so let's talk penis.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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