How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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