Whod you bang
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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