bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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