well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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