You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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