awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
