nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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