Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I checked into jail on foursquare
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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