if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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