I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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