I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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