Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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