But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I supernannyed him into submission
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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