I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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