doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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