Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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