It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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