I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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