I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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