do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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