Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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