wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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