just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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