when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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