Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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