This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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