Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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