I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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