he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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