But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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