thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
