Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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