We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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