If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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