he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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