pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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