I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
We need to get me chipped asap
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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