I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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